Q: What are the "stoptaxes.com FAQs"?

A: They are the answers to all your questions. We hope.

FAQs:

1. Are there any fees or hidden costs associated with stoptaxes.com? No, absolutely not. It is free to sign up, free to promote, and free to annoy your liberal friends and neighbors. You do not need to have an Account or be a Member to participate. This has put the Libs over at The New York Times in full panic mode.
2. Why are there different donation plans and how do they differ? As a Taxpayer, you can select how we get paid. Seems fair to us. There are Three different plans:
   
   
   • Yearly Plan: means we will get paid $221.99 per annum. That' s yearly for you folks in College Station and Rio Linda.
   • Monthly Plan: means we will get paid $24.99 per month. That' s monthly if you can' t figure it out.
   • One Time Donation: means ONE TIME you idiot. For those of you in Rio Linda and College Station that means you can give large amounts once a day and only once a day. In other words the bigger your donation, the bigger our checks are and the more resources we have to lower taxes.
3. How is gross revenue spent? After Uncle Sam and The State of Texas take their cut we use the rest to pay off our Legendary Six Street Bar Tabs. Hey someone has to lobby for the mean brewers and evil Tobacco companies. We thought we could support them by using their products while trying to keep a roof over our head.
4. When do we receive your money and what payment options do you have? We take Credit Cards, Pay Pal, Checks, Money Orders, and any spare change you have around the house.
5. How do I know my money is going to a worthy cause and not a new Ferrari for the owner? You don' t. We anticipate profitability by 2015, by then we should be retired. Hopefully, the small staff we do have will take over and raise the donation rates. Hey someone has to buy the G-5s. Of course we could have an IPO before then and cash out with millions, but we wouldn' t have as much fun annoying Liberals.
6. Who' s behind stoptaxes.com? If we told you we would have to insure your silence. And there' s only on way to do that. And our bosses don' t take "No" for an answer.
7. Do you have a Board of Directors? Yes. And we' re trying to recruit former Enron executives for our IPO Advisory Board.
8. I want to talk to a live person in the United States, can I call you? Yes, but we are busy lowering the ever growing tax burden. You can always post a comment on our blog, and you can send more money. That always helps.
9. Can I get a refund? No. If you donate and now have "buyer's remorse" sell your "remorse" on e-bay. You might make a few extra coins doing this and this takes the hassle out of returns and refunds.
10. What if we have a question or questions that are not answered by the FAQs? Google your problem that' s what everyone else does. If that doesn' t work, figure out what you are doing wrong. They have all the answers and we don' t have time to combat these Liberal tax increases and answer your silly questions.

(If you have any questions or comments about this list please contact the author: johnmcwilliams@stoptaxes.com or www.johnmcwilliams.com)

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